BREAKING NEWS
Over the Sukkot holiday someone entered R' Dan's apartment and took Champ from his shelf. This is all the details we have so far. There is a reward for any info that may lead to his finding. In the mean time we must pray for Champ's well being.
Thank You
The הנהלה
(last known photo of Champ circa August 2010)
bout time, it made me sick that he was there in a house with a guy who wouldnt even chant the words champ, raising ur arm numerous times doesnt give u eligibility to be the beholder of the champ
ReplyDelete-sypathizer of the bandit
SLANDERER!
ReplyDeletei guess we know who stole it
ReplyDeleteI STOLE CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI Stole Champ!!!!!!!!! and guess where i hid him.....same place as goldman
ReplyDeleteNICE TRY KIRSCH BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I AM THE BIG TUNA!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Big Tuna lives!
ReplyDeleteNow as a reasonable guy i would like to present the case as it happend. I attended lunch at rav dans house shabbat afternoon....champ was there....only two recharge 2010 members were at that lunch......the next day no recharge members were at dans house.......since i know that i did not steal champ that leaves us with one candidate......adam "theif" friedman
ReplyDeleteAdam, you now have one minute to prove your innocence. Then we shall vote...
ReplyDeletehe only deserves 30 seconds....
ReplyDelete(mazal tov cuz)
@ Mkirsch 12:04
ReplyDeleteas a seasoned cyber-mafia player you would know that people would not use the logic of "its def richard because he was accused by bill." However that is the very reason i am sure it is richard. he can get away with a childish defense/throwback like that!
I know an amazing website adam its called DDDDDontcare.net
ReplyDeleteI know it was MKirsch. When he walked out of my house, I saw a very large bulge in his pockets and he had a wine cork sticking out of his shirt pocket. All signs point in one direction - This is a much worse transgression than the "alleged" chanting incident.
ReplyDeleteIt was Gil!
ReplyDelete@ Dan 3:25
ReplyDeletei think he was just wearing the harness from the adirondack ropes course
@ Mkirsh12:04
ReplyDeleteI was also at Dan's on shabbos......
@ ChickEn Hog 4:06
ReplyDeleteyou dont steal
@ChickenHog - you were to busy hogging the chicken to even realize that Champ was there...
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to share a story that occured at my house on erev Shabbos. My 2 year old daughter found some money on the counter and went looking for her tzedakah box, or as we call him, CHAMP. Upon realizing that she couldn't find him, she asked me if I knew where Champ is. I said I don't know whereupon she said to me: "Maybe someone took him?". So, I thank you Mike Kirsch for not only taking away my tzedakah box, but also taking away my daughter's faith in humanity!!!!!
ReplyDeleteR'Dan Ur sick i cant believe you went thru all this staging a robbery to get back at me for pointing out that u dont chant with the chevra....i was gonna put up with it then u went there with the crying kid....shame on u dan shame on u. I do all these great things for u and u just give me a bottle of urine in return.
ReplyDelete@ Mkirsch 9:08
ReplyDeletewell played sir, well played
Great usage of the next great expression...but that doesn't change the fact that you are a sick man.
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